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Thursday, June 18, 2015

The Laughing Conservative

The Laughing Conservative

Barack Obama's Diary: How I outwitted Michelle

Posted: 18 Jun 2015 08:08 AM PDT

Dear Diary: "There you are, Barry," said Val Jarrett as she discreetly handed me a small package from Nordstrom. As the daily presidential  briefing began, I peeped inside and saw a tube of  anti- wrinkle serum, just as I had requested. I ducked into the former Clinton masturbatorium and put the package on a high shelf out of sight of Michelle, who will taunt me with cries of "Barry, you poof!

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