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Friday, October 24, 2014

The Laughing Conservative

The Laughing Conservative


Obama's Keystone docs fail again

Posted: 24 Oct 2014 09:24 AM PDT

Dr. Craig Spencer, NYC's first Ebola patient, was not flagged by the CDC's 'enhanced screening' protocols. 'He went through multiple layers of screening and did not have a fever or other symptoms of illness,' the CDC tweeted. He spiked a 103-degree fever six days later and landed in New York City's Bellevue Hospital. Critics are slamming the CDC and the Obama administration for letting west

Welcome, Mac and Wally

Posted: 23 Oct 2014 09:25 PM PDT

"Mac & Wally" are two funny, conservative dogs appearing in their very own comic strip which you can friend here on Facebook

Barack Obama's Diary: Don't PANIC...Don't PANIC!

Posted: 23 Oct 2014 08:48 PM PDT

Dear Diary: A doctor who rode the subway and spent several hours at a busy Brooklyn bowling alley has been diagnosed with Ebola. Only one case in a city of 8 million people... that is no cause for concern. I have already reassured the American people that you can't catch Ebola on a bus. They will intuit that the same applies to the L train. Of course Vlad Putin has been rubbing salt in my wounds

Dim Crims: Weed request plants man in jail

Posted: 23 Oct 2014 07:25 PM PDT

A not-so-bright criminal is heading back to jail after accidentally texting his probation officer asking if he had any weed. Alvin Cross Jr.'s amateur approach to arranging a drug deal quickly landed him in trouble when the officer alerted police. According to WALB, the probation officer received a text from Cross, asking: "You have some weed?" A drugs squad promptly raided his home in Albany,

Presidential lies contest

Posted: 23 Oct 2014 11:40 AM PDT

TG, our man in Alaska, found this Presidential lies contest: LBJ: We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin ) Nixon: I am not a crook GHW Bush: Read my lips - No New Taxes Clinton: I did not have sex with that woman... Miss Lewinski  Obama: I will have the most transparent administration in history. The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs. I am focused like a laser on creating jobs. The IRS

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