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- A President walks into a bank...
- Cartoon: Stilton Jarlsberg
- ISIS: Bam Lets slip the dogs of war
- Dim Crims: Pants trip fleeing fugitive
- Progress Notes for Patient: 540463 Obama, Barack, H.
- Cartoon: Gary McCoy
- Barack Obama's Diary: 200 blissful rounds
A President walks into a bank... Posted: 13 Oct 2014 08:07 AM PDT Mitt Romney told this joke in Iowa: President Obama went to the bank to cash a check and he didn't have his ID. And the teller said you've got to prove who you are. Obama said, "How should I do that?" She said the other day Phil Mickelson came in, he didn't have his ID but he set up a little cup on the ground, took a golf ball, putted it right into that cup so they knew it was Phil Mickelson. |
Posted: 13 Oct 2014 04:21 AM PDT |
ISIS: Bam Lets slip the dogs of war Posted: 12 Oct 2014 08:12 PM PDT |
Dim Crims: Pants trip fleeing fugitive Posted: 12 Oct 2014 08:04 PM PDT It all began just after 12:35 a.m. when a cop was asked to check out a report of a man who was exposing himself for "sexual gratification" while watching a woman, the Portland Police Bureau reported. A man, identified as Joey D. Vandervort, 19, of North Portland, attempted to punch the officer in the face. The officer dodged the blow to the face, but the punch hit the officer's lapel |
Progress Notes for Patient: 540463 Obama, Barack, H. Posted: 12 Oct 2014 07:01 PM PDT 10/12/14: To me, Patient has always been an enigma wrapped in a mystery concealed within a malignant personality disorder. But his recent behavior has made me wonder if he might even be a victim of enterovirus D68. He seems to have become completely paralyzed. He is like a deer in the headlights, regarding ISIS, Ebola and even EV_D68 itself. I administered a mild sedative today which got him |
Posted: 12 Oct 2014 07:03 PM PDT [Cagle Cartoons] |
Barack Obama's Diary: 200 blissful rounds Posted: 12 Oct 2014 06:32 PM PDT Dear Diary: 200 rounds today! How's that for a presidential record? Valerie Jarrett, who is always thinking of the optics -- or, rather, is focused on the optics [my wit is wonderful, is it not?] suggested a photo-op of me before I left for the links at Fort Belvoir, talking with my HHS Secretary Sylvia Burwell about the new case of Ebola in Dallas. In fact, I was talking with Vladimir Putin |
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