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Sunday, December 07, 2014

The Laughing Conservative

The Laughing Conservative


Joke of the Day...

Posted: 06 Dec 2014 09:33 PM PST

On a state visit to Jerusalem Barack Obama has a fatal heart attack. A funeral director tells US diplomats  that it will cost $400 for him to be buried in the Holy City, versus $1million to fly his remains home. The diplomats huddle  together and then opt for the million dollar option. "Do you mind telling me why?" asks the funeral director. "Easy, came the reply: " Some 2000 years ago a man

Feinstein: An update

Posted: 06 Dec 2014 09:16 PM PST

Those who placed their faith in the quote we carried purporting to have com from Dianne Feinstein  deserve an update and apology from us. Snopes, the urban myth finder has this version.

Progress Notes for Patient 540463: Obama Barack H.

Posted: 06 Dec 2014 07:37 PM PST

12/06/14  Patient has been in a state of near-hysteria all day, complaining of a persistent sore throat. His physician recommended a CT scan out of "an abundance of caution."  [That phrase beloved of bureaucrats which means "if you are going to panic, panic now!"] Patient was whisked away to  Walter Reed Military hospital, which further raised his anxiety level, because he is convinced --with

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