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Posted: 06 Dec 2014 09:33 PM PST On a state visit to Jerusalem Barack Obama has a fatal heart attack. A funeral director tells US diplomats that it will cost $400 for him to be buried in the Holy City, versus $1million to fly his remains home. The diplomats huddle together and then opt for the million dollar option. "Do you mind telling me why?" asks the funeral director. "Easy, came the reply: " Some 2000 years ago a man |
Posted: 06 Dec 2014 09:16 PM PST Those who placed their faith in the quote we carried purporting to have com from Dianne Feinstein deserve an update and apology from us. Snopes, the urban myth finder has this version. |
Progress Notes for Patient 540463: Obama Barack H. Posted: 06 Dec 2014 07:37 PM PST 12/06/14 Patient has been in a state of near-hysteria all day, complaining of a persistent sore throat. His physician recommended a CT scan out of "an abundance of caution." [That phrase beloved of bureaucrats which means "if you are going to panic, panic now!"] Patient was whisked away to Walter Reed Military hospital, which further raised his anxiety level, because he is convinced --with |
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