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| Posted: 15 Jan 2015 10:16 PM PST Dear Diary: I have David Cameron, the British PM, as a guest today. It will help draw attention away from Valjar's massive faux pas in keeping me away from the Paris march. I have tried blaming it on the Secret Service, but nobody's buying that. We will have to rely on the old 'united front' line. We have stationed a bunch of F35s at our Lakenheath base in Britain, which makes the Brits feel  |
| Oxford University Press bans words pig, sausage, pork Posted: 15 Jan 2015 01:16 PM PST A World Gone Nuts: The Oxford University Press has forbidden authors to use the words pig, sausage or pork, to avoid offending Muslims. More [ECS]  |
| Posted: 15 Jan 2015 10:18 PM PST An Alabama middle school principal wants to stockpile cans of corn and peas in classrooms for students to hurl at possible intruders as a last resort defense, AP reports. W.F. Burns Middle School Principal Priscella Holley asked parents to have each student bring an 8-ounce canned item. "The canned food item could stun the intruder or even knock him out until the police arrive," Holley wrote. "  |
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