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| Posted: 15 May 2015 06:09 PM PDT Flying on Air Force One, Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of a window right now and make somebody very happy." Oprah shrugged and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of a window and make ten people very happy.. " Michelle added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of a window and make a hundred people very happy  |
| Posted: 15 May 2015 05:04 PM PDT What's the difference between Obama and God? God doesn't think he's Obama. [ECS]  |
| Posted: 15 May 2015 05:07 PM PDT Bill Clinton is jogging around DC. A ho sees him and yells out, "Fifty dollars!" He's tempted, but calls back, "Five!" She turns away while Bill continues his jog. A few days later, Bill is jogging in the same area and sees the same ho. "Fifty!" she yells. "Five!" he answers her. No sale. The next week, Hillary decides to go jogging with Bill. They're running through the same area, and the ho is  |
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