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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road
when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr
Wolf,"
says Little Red Riding Hood
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again;
this time he is crouched behind a tree stump
"My, what big ears you have Mr
Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood
Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away
About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign
"My, what big teeth you have Mr
Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams,
"Will you get lost? I'm trying to take a dump!"
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Top Ten Things You Need To Know To Be A Nurse
10
If it's wet make it dry
9
If it's dry make it wet
8
Always ask for on-call pay before agreeing to overtime
7
Never tell management what you are really thinking
6
Never finish report with, "You have an easy assignment"
5
Never say
"This looks like a easy assignment"
4
Don't expect nurses aids to do their job
3
Don't expect doctors to believe any thing you tell them
2
If you don't have enough time to do everything, take about 30 minutes to complain about it
1
If it moves, rattles, shakes, falls down, or won't stay in place: tape it
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A woman arrived at a party
While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone
She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello
My name is Carmen" "That's a beautiful name," he replied
"Is it a family name?" "No," she replied
As a matter of fac! t I gave it to myself
It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men
Therefore I chose "Carmen"
"What's your name?" she asked
He answered "B
J
Titsengolf"
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